the descriptions for objects in katamari games are probably the best part
Check Book — “A book filled with numbers. People smile or cry reading this book. It must be a very good novel.”
Handcuffs — “If you do something really bad these may be used on you! Or if you are good…”
‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’
the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
i just woke up and am going to uni super quick and i look terrible and i’m doing nothing about it
